Hey, we’re Majestica and we’re visiting Etsy Labs for the week. They’ve invited us to come do what we do and see if we can’t inspire some new moves in the zone. Majestica is comprised of three different creative parts, sort of like voltron, but not animated, although we are sci-fi. Our “collective” sort of works like a good sandwich. Empire Empire is the bread, Ruffeo Hearts Lil’ Snotty is the veggies, and Mixen Dixon is the Mayo…on both slices. The sandwich is toasted, as we like it. It tastes like threads, it smells like action, and it feels like rancid caviar in your mouth.
We have zone catchers. We don’t want you to see them right now. Have you ever seen the Tacoma Dome? It’s ok if you haven’t. Most people actually don’t even know what the Tacoma Dome is. But that’s just fine, because the following sentence shall explain it. The Tacoma Dome is the largest Wooden Dome Structure there is.
Tues Oct 23
Things to do with a Blower Workshop — presented by Mixen Dixon
This will be an informative Online Workshop that will teach you three easy things to do with a common household shop-vac, including making your own Sky Guy, creating a low budget foam party, and a confetti canon.
Wed Oct 24
Cottage Industries: The Importance of the Handmade in a Globalized Economy
Taught by Ruffeo Hearts Lil’ Snotty and Empire Empire , this will be an informative seminar based on the principles of handmade products, their effect on creativity, potential in the commercial world, and stories from people making a living making handmade goods.
Reptilian Transformation and Takeover
Come join the entire Majestica Crew at the Etsy Labs to create Spandex Reptilian Uniforms and perform a large-scale impromptu parade. The more people the better. The whole event will be filmed by Mixen Dixon and screened during the Friday movie night.
Thurs Oct 25
The Rug House
All day event
Majestica will create a livable house of salvaged rugs in a yet to be determined location. Once the house is built, Majestica will spend the night in the Rug House. The whole event will be filmed and screened on Friday night. Check the Magestica blog to find out where we will be so you can stop by and say hello.
Friday Oct 26
Trunk Show and Movie Screening
Come to the Etsy Labs to meet Majestica, have some drinks, browse and buy one-of-a-kind handmade objects created by EMPIREEMPIRE.ETSY.COM + RUFFEOHEARTSLILSNOTY.ETSY.COM + MIXENDIXON.ETSY.COM. The Portland Team will also be showing off their wares. We will also be screening documentaries of the aforementioned Reptilian Takeover and Rug House.
Sat Oct 27
Etsy Halloween Party
Etsy Labs will be hosting their first annual Halloween party. There will be Handmade Music Performances, a Rap-fashion performance with Nameless (Ruffeo from Ruffeo Hearts Lil’ Snotty), an anti-fashion showcase of outstanding work by Empire Empire and Ruffeo Hearts Lil’ Snotty, and Mixen Dixon will be performing their findings in a performance titled The Zones We Put Ourselves In 1.1 which will have powerpoint, a short film, a talk show and more.
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