Her arms were so long she could tie them in knots, in double-eights and barrel loops and a two-arm, overhand hitch. Sometimes, if she turned too quickly, her arms would whip around her like planetary orbits, her tiny fists spinning through space. She slapped people by accident and knocked things off shelves. But her father thought unbreakable plates were morbid, an attempt at immortality and an affront to fragile hearts. Also, he was an optimist. For the girl was not only the gangliest, but also the smartest person in the county — you could tell by her smile — and perhaps she’d one day learn to be graceful.
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She picked apples while lying in the shade, the juicy sun-kissed ones in the highest upper boughs, beyond bird nests and power lines. She gave hugs that went on for days. But being so long-limbed brought on a fair bit of teasing, and the girl soon developed a thirsty wit, a demeanor so dry that rivers became streams and stores sold out of hand lotion and lip salve.
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One day, on the outskirts of town, a tornado appeared: not too big, but social: the kind that seems to favor habitation instead of solitude on the open plains. The twister felled the old oak tree, knocked over a barn, and carried away a chicken or two in its enthusiasm. People went inside. And the girl called for her cat, Babe, a cat so round and fluffy orange that it looked like a cartoon drawing of the sun. Babe was outside in a tree, of course, licking his paw.
[Clockwise, from top left: Vintage scallop collar blouse from Moonthong; Canvas vintage folding camping stool from Indianvsindian; Wooden moon phases handmade puzzle from justhatched; Secret order of the beaver badge from touchthedutch; Vintage LL Bean duffel bag from The Old Chap; Vintage laboratory tins from lacklusterco; Paul Bunyan souvenir powder compact from lindapaloma; Jagged wing glasses from Vintage50seyewear]
Now, it’s an easy task for a long-armed girl to pluck a cat from a tree, a specialty and a ready favor. This time, though, she was in the path of the tornado, and it barreled into her like a long lost friend. Don’t get me wrong, folks ’round here have seen a lot, like really big zucchinis and their fair share of game day miracles. But when the girl wrapped her ropey arms around the tornado and started to soft shoe: well, that was something else.
All night under the bright gray sky, the girl and the tornado dipped and twirled and danced, until the tornado got tired. They were waltzing, some said later. The flamenco, others insisted. Fact is, the girl with really long arms was just holding on. That’s the toughest sort of grace.