You may consider yourself too cool for costumes, but when you find yourself at the office party surrounded by sloppy Gagas asking if your favorite puffed-sleeve dress is supposed to be whatsherface from Big Love, you’ll be sad you didn’t at least throw on an ironic mustache or two. I offer you an ensemble that’s nostalgic, jaded, and might already be in your closet. Remember everyone’s favorite queen of droll?
Make your misanthropic icon proud.
| Sting Black Vintage Eyeglasses
From MODvintageshop, $49.
| Vintage green tweed Blazer
From nemres, $49.
| Medium Straight Layered Brown Wig
By MissDemented, $66.
| Mustard Yellow Top
From samwish3, $14.
| Vintage GRUNGE Combat Boots
From rockstreetvintage, $68.
| Vintage HIGH WAIST PENCIL SKIRT
From IKAHN, $29.
What last-minute costumes do you have in mind? Share in the comments!