For most of the year, intimate apparel is just that — bits of soft cotton and silk just for you. Smoothing and supporting, underwear serves as the ultimate in discreet infrastructure. But needless to say, when Saint Valentine rolls into town, catalogs of cross-abdominal leather straps and chafing peek-a-boo lace seem to breed on our doorsteps. I say, keep the diamonds out of my nether-regions, and let me snack on some thong cookies in the comfort of my birthday suit.
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