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Keep It Weird: The Unmentionables

Jan 27, 2012

by Michelle Traub

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For most of the year, intimate apparel is just that — bits of soft cotton and silk just for you. Smoothing and supporting, underwear serves as the ultimate in discreet infrastructure. But needless to say, when Saint Valentine rolls into town, catalogs of cross-abdominal leather straps and chafing peek-a-boo lace seem to breed on our doorsteps. I say, keep the diamonds out of my nether-regions, and let me snack on some thong cookies in the comfort of my birthday suit.

SugarLaneBakeShop

Underwear Sugar Cookies

ChipmunkCheeks

Bigfoot, flowers and panties

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85 comments

  • GreenGardenStamps

    GreenGardenStamps said 6 years ago

    Love the big foot print!

  • myvoicecolor

    myvoicecolor said 6 years ago

    OMG, that's so funny!

  • VictoriaWest

    VictoriaWest said 6 years ago

    Love this edition of 'keep it weird'! Also, I think I'm in love with Luke Haynes (I'm definitely in love with his quilt!)

  • myvintagecrush

    myvintagecrush said 6 years ago

    I always thought ice cream looked a little naked ;)

  • phuleffect

    phuleffect said 6 years ago

    Ha! So cute.. but bigfoot totally makes me feel a little uncomfortable. :)

  • elizasteindesigns

    elizasteindesigns said 6 years ago

    What an embarrassment of britches here! ;)

  • Nikifashion

    Nikifashion said 6 years ago

    Cool driving print!

  • VoleedeMoineaux

    VoleedeMoineaux said 6 years ago

    Way less boring than your moms old country quilt!

  • luxurygaragesale

    luxurygaragesale said 6 years ago

    Vegetarian approved meat steak bra!

  • dieseline

    dieseline said 6 years ago

    I'm liking the uterus print undies!

  • VintageEyeFashion

    VintageEyeFashion said 6 years ago

    OMG! I look just like Bigfoot when I wear my polka dot panties.... well, maybe a little less hairy? ;)

  • LAccentNou

    LAccentNou said 6 years ago

    lol! gorgeous! :D

  • jodieflowers

    jodieflowers said 6 years ago

    LOVE it, as always! :)

  • PhotoKiosk

    PhotoKiosk said 6 years ago

    lol!

  • uniquefabricgifts

    uniquefabricgifts said 6 years ago

    I love the thong cookies! Way better than the usual box of chocolates!

  • IvyVining

    IvyVining said 6 years ago

    Those thong cookies put a whole new twist on "edible underwear." Not that I'd know anything about those...

  • pezzazz

    pezzazz said 6 years ago

    I really like the bra quilt. It's beautiful!

  • elleestpetite

    elleestpetite said 6 years ago

    Thanks, those cookies really made me laugh.

  • glusk

    glusk said 6 years ago

    Mmmm those underwear cookies look delicious! Why are they not in my tummy?

  • volkerwandering

    volkerwandering said 6 years ago

    So sweet! This is awesome!

  • bedouin

    bedouin said 6 years ago

    beautifully strange as always ~ love love big foot flowers and panties ~soooo creative!

  • julietteisdead

    julietteisdead said 6 years ago

    @elizasteindesigns: embarrassment of britches...hee hee! :D

  • auntjanecan

    auntjanecan said 6 years ago

    I want the Warrior Goddess Bra!

  • Armalique

    Armalique said 6 years ago

    This is hilarious, loved it : )

  • MegansMenagerie

    MegansMenagerie said 6 years ago

    Haha! Great =)

  • ConvergedCommodities

    ConvergedCommodities said 6 years ago

    So its BIGFOOT thats been stealing the undies off my clothesline!! Mystery Solved~!

  • thetootsiewootsie

    thetootsiewootsie said 6 years ago

    haha so many funny things!

  • PinesVintageClothing

    PinesVintageClothing said 6 years ago

    i heart bigfoot

  • lovesexton

    lovesexton said 6 years ago

    I LOVE that quilt of a bra!!!

  • PattiTrostle

    PattiTrostle said 6 years ago

    Original and creative! Love it!

  • SeaFindDesigns

    SeaFindDesigns said 6 years ago

    Love!

  • kookykrafts

    kookykrafts said 6 years ago

    Now those are my kind of Valentine naughty underwear items! Thanks for delving into the unmentionables!!!

  • AnnaBelleArts

    AnnaBelleArts said 6 years ago

    Oh My!!! hehehee love this..... entropies quilts are Amazing!

  • 1AEON

    1AEON said 6 years ago

    weird as always, keep it coming..

  • WingedWorld

    WingedWorld said 6 years ago

    Thanks for the dose of humor!

  • hmmills

    hmmills said 6 years ago

    Lol, love it, great post.

  • HandmadeIsAllAround

    HandmadeIsAllAround said 6 years ago

    Weird but cute this time!

  • deerbadger

    deerbadger said 6 years ago

    Chipmunk Cheeks really captured Bigfoot's "come hither" look! Love it!

  • sandraberney

    sandraberney said 6 years ago

    Love the sugar cookies! Cute!

  • driftforever

    driftforever said 6 years ago

    hilarious!

  • urchinbags

    urchinbags said 6 years ago

    So awesome!

  • MishaGirl

    MishaGirl said 6 years ago

    Just when I think I've seen it all....along comes a BRA QUILT. Good to know that some folks still have a sense of humor. Thanks Michelle, for making me smile :-)

  • KawaiiBits

    KawaiiBits said 6 years ago

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! These are so funny. .oh gosh.. lolol

  • vimalpatel

    vimalpatel said 6 years ago

    LOL !!!! uch a funny things i jut can't stop laughing after reading this http://9hdwallpapers.com/

  • theroyal

    theroyal said 6 years ago

    i LOVE that bigfoot drawing.. i am so glad you featured it

  • AMSkrafts

    AMSkrafts said 6 years ago

    I adore the underwear cookies! They're so funny and cute, and look delicious too. Thanks for collecting such amusing items.

  • ThomasHaskettArtist

    ThomasHaskettArtist said 6 years ago

    Yes! Those Cookies are amazing, such a great idea :)

  • redemptionart

    redemptionart said 6 years ago

    That underwater living underwear cracked me up! My (now grown) son used to stick glow sticks in his underwear when he was little...he thought that was so cool! LOL!

  • peshka

    peshka said 6 years ago

    Cool!

  • SweetSincerity

    SweetSincerity said 6 years ago

    sooooooooooooooo weird.

  • SweetSincerity

    SweetSincerity said 6 years ago

    Can you imagine wearing that taxidermy bra?

  • lapinPetite

    lapinPetite said 6 years ago

    I love "Keep it weird" articles!It make my day,such cool findings!XD

  • nomadcraftsetc

    nomadcraftsetc said 6 years ago

    AWESOME! The Meat Streak Bra is MINE and no one else can have it! lol My hubby would like it anyways! Great finds!

  • EggMoneyQuilts

    EggMoneyQuilts said 6 years ago

    Who can resist sugar cookies!:)

  • FreakyPeas

    FreakyPeas said 6 years ago

    LOL...I love the bigfoot print.

  • RetroRevivalBoutique

    RetroRevivalBoutique said 6 years ago

    *gigglesnort* Fun picks! :)

  • MaineHarbour

    MaineHarbour said 6 years ago

    this is hilarious!

  • ee333

    ee333 said 6 years ago

    GREAT!!

  • grandmae1

    grandmae1 said 6 years ago

    Every time I think I have seen all Etsy has to offer... (~.~) ELLEN

  • CamilleMontgomery

    CamilleMontgomery said 6 years ago

    Ellen, I couldn't agree more. The amazing creative curiosity extends on and on and on here on etsy. The taxidermy bra and the meat steak bra just take my breath away.

  • HeatherLairDesigns

    HeatherLairDesigns said 6 years ago

    LOVE the bra quilt!

  • accentonvintage

    accentonvintage said 6 years ago

    Creativity is everywhere!

  • DOTTO

    DOTTO said 6 years ago

    great, now I need a steak bra and a dead coyote bra. nope, not kidding at all.

  • UglyBaby

    UglyBaby said 6 years ago

    I really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really LOVE the bigfoot print.

  • Dogologie

    Dogologie said 6 years ago

    I hope that bra with taxidermy foxes died of natural causes; poor babies have to live their afterlife attached to someones chest!

  • franstradingpost

    franstradingpost said 6 years ago

    Such great things in this post.... creative, hilarious and even a bit off color : D

  • Mistresswolff

    Mistresswolff said 6 years ago

    Okay, I gotta admit, I like the quilt. Now THAT'S creative!

  • TheMillineryShop

    TheMillineryShop said 6 years ago

    Fabulous collection! That quilt is just gorgeous!

  • TheMillineryShop

    TheMillineryShop said 6 years ago

    I have to add this. The things that some people dream up, the brilliant creativity that fuels a Keep It Weird like this are so clever that I have to remind myself that every one of these items was handmade. That might be stating the obvious but it's one thing to work brilliantly with your mind and quite another to work brilliantly with your hands. You don't often see the two worlds working together but when you do, you get a collection of items that are tongue-in-cheek perfection.

  • styleforlife

    styleforlife said 6 years ago

    So bizarre and fun....love it all. HAPPY EARLY V DAY! :-) xx EL Vintage

  • RobinGwynnParsons

    RobinGwynnParsons said 6 years ago

    LOL - An "embarrassment of britches"... Bwaaahaahaa! Love the quip AND the blog! :)

  • pasin

    pasin said 6 years ago

    Love the sugar cookies! Beautiful.................................................

  • TheEnchantedSlipper

    TheEnchantedSlipper said 6 years ago

    Yuppers! This is one heck of a collection of unmentionables! Thanks for sharing.

  • Paukstukai

    Paukstukai said 6 years ago

    Great ideas!

  • Zalavintage

    Zalavintage said 6 years ago

    My mother taught me the secret of the enigmatic smile as if you know something no one else knows, the confident grace of demure naughtiness.... exquisite, expensive, silk underwear, every day should be Valentines Day!

  • OnlyOriginalsByAJ

    OnlyOriginalsByAJ said 6 years ago

    This is great! I LOVE those cookies!

  • AvasYellowRainBoots

    AvasYellowRainBoots said 6 years ago

    I absolutely love the bra quilt by entropies, how quirky! Definitely a statement piece!

  • RossLab

    RossLab said 6 years ago

    this is fun!

  • TheGlassGardenShop

    TheGlassGardenShop said 6 years ago

    Those cookies are the best. I could see eating a couple of those on Valentines day.

  • QsGoodies

    QsGoodies said 6 years ago

    Made me smile! Great selections! Cute cookies!

  • HeatherLucille

    HeatherLucille said 6 years ago

    I think Coco should gift those booty cookies to Ice-T!

  • chatterboxboutique

    chatterboxboutique said 6 years ago

    What a fun and quirky group! The steak brasier is great!

  • NicoleNicoletta2

    NicoleNicoletta2 said 6 years ago

    great picks, love the cookies!

  • SarahGrasman

    SarahGrasman said 6 years ago

    All I can say is .... too funny! And I love the cookies too!

  • junkgarden

    junkgarden said 6 years ago

    Very cute. Great finds!

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