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Keep it Weird: Excretions and Secretions

Sep 25, 2009

by Michelle Traub handmade and vintage goods

Creativity just oozes from Etsians’ pores, and I suppose it was inevitable that in this Keep it Weird series, I would need to address our many other discharges as well. Our bodies are compulsive makers of all sorts of products; we merely need to look inward for crafting inspiration. The artistic innovators below find beauty and whimsy in the flowing tide of our own biology, reminding us that nothing is weirder than human nature.

Begin the quest for self-discovery with The Deuce Ring by metalsugar, Pink Sick Print by pinkytoast, and Happy Bladder in Fused Glass by AzureFire. Check out the Related Items below for more strange scatology.

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  • krize

    krize said 8 years ago

    I love weird! :) It makes me smile!

  • vivikas

    vivikas said 8 years ago

    I love the print! Very funny weird things today!

  • whichgoose

    whichgoose said 8 years ago

    poop. hehe :)

  • SeaFindDesigns

    SeaFindDesigns said 8 years ago

    poop...puke...farts..... good stuff!

  • worksandfinds

    worksandfinds said 8 years ago

    I'm sensitive to puke. I see someone puking and I'm right there with them. Yuck.

  • kclarkphotography

    kclarkphotography said 8 years ago

    Holy crap, that's alot of crap. (she said crap)

  • PunchDrunkPrincess

    PunchDrunkPrincess said 8 years ago

    this made me puke up in my mouth a little bit, thanks...

  • Radness

    Radness said 8 years ago

    funny picks :) Glad I didnt eat breakfast yet.

  • mythunderstood

    mythunderstood said 8 years ago

    You have my dream job - great!!!!

  • mermaidclaire

    mermaidclaire said 8 years ago

    Keepin' it real!!! Nice one, Traub, but you left out the ear wax and snot :P

  • amefaust

    amefaust said 8 years ago

    This post is amazing :) I'm drawn to the killer care bear for some reason. Maybe because we used to call my sister Karen "Kare Bear" and she sometimes acted in the same way...

  • UglyBaby

    UglyBaby said 8 years ago

    Poop and weird go together really well. Why is that?

  • PurseParts

    PurseParts said 8 years ago

    The little boy with all the toilet paper is really cute! Definitely a unique!

  • Aquanetta

    Aquanetta said 8 years ago

    i like the bladder glass :) Big shout out to other girls with small bladders!!

  • mtraub

    mtraub said 8 years ago

    Ah, Claire, you're right! How could I be so careless?

  • gloilocksandbody

    gloilocksandbody said 8 years ago

    This post deserves the Golden Poop Award:

  • LuminousDreamDesigns

    LuminousDreamDesigns said 8 years ago

    lol love the apology card and the carebear :)

  • LaveMeSoapCo

    LaveMeSoapCo said 8 years ago

    wow. this is def out there

  • witandwhistle

    witandwhistle said 8 years ago

    HAHA! I love this. I can't imagine rubbing poop shaped soap on myself!

  • Shadeofshadow

    Shadeofshadow said 8 years ago

    I sell puke too in my shop! pixie puke that is

  • theLostEarring

    theLostEarring said 8 years ago

    The happy bladder is awesome! Wish my bladder was that happy ;)

  • kaylah7

    kaylah7 said 8 years ago

    The deuce rings is awesoem!!

  • pandawithcookie

    pandawithcookie said 8 years ago

    Yeah, that happy bladder is funny. I like the Always notebook as well.

  • MilkGlassVintage

    MilkGlassVintage said 8 years ago

    Okay, lots of good gag gifts in this story, I'll give ya' that. However, I'm kinda' froufy, and would prefer flowers, birds, butterflies and unicorns! How about a "Keeping it Froufy" series, just once, huh???

  • Morado

    Morado said 8 years ago

    Weirrrdd and fun! :o)

  • CarolinaCottage

    CarolinaCottage said 8 years ago


  • VixVintage

    VixVintage said 8 years ago

    Oh Boy!

  • FrillyButts

    FrillyButts said 8 years ago

    I would love to give my friends a golden tampon award. Funny!

  • atomicdog5

    atomicdog5 said 8 years ago

    Oh my gosh! Those are soooooooo funny! I just love etsy!

  • BeadinBabe

    BeadinBabe said 8 years ago

    Oh my!! Gotta love Etsy!!! :)

  • SanDesign

    SanDesign said 8 years ago


  • tealandgold

    tealandgold said 8 years ago

    so good, if we have anything in common its.....

  • Greenerica

    Greenerica said 8 years ago

    of all the things....

  • gypsywoman

    gypsywoman said 8 years ago


  • BabbidgePatch

    BabbidgePatch said 8 years ago

    Umm.... eewww!

  • wickedgems

    wickedgems said 8 years ago

    Yummy! jk.

  • spacejam

    spacejam said 8 years ago

    those weirdos are great!

  • KnockKnocking

    KnockKnocking said 8 years ago

    hee hee. Poops.

  • heartsandlaserbeams

    heartsandlaserbeams said 8 years ago

    this painting of a vomiting robot actually made it on the cover of local long beach magazine "the district": wouldn't you know they'd pick only my classiest of works for the cover!

  • modflo

    modflo said 8 years ago

    yay for keeping it weird!

  • BeadsInTheBelfry

    BeadsInTheBelfry said 8 years ago

    I love this series! To continue the weird, here is a print that fits the bill:

  • XPoppysWickedGardenX

    XPoppysWickedGardenX said 8 years ago

    Oooh this is crazy weird! I love the Maxi pad note book!

  • twolefthands

    twolefthands said 8 years ago

    What a crappy collection! Too much fun!

  • recycledwares

    recycledwares said 8 years ago

    wow, this brings mixed emotions. I think I feel a bit queezy.

  • FlanneryCrane

    FlanneryCrane said 8 years ago

    It's a fact: We all look the same sitting on the toilet... Thanks Etsy!

  • 1AEON

    1AEON said 8 years ago

    boooooaaallllghhhhhh!!!! haha!! T.M.I.!!!!

  • lovelygifts

    lovelygifts said 8 years ago

    So funny!!!! That toilet seat is hysterical!

  • pitoreskni

    pitoreskni said 8 years ago

    The Kitten Awesome pocket journal and Pink Sick print are great!

  • itsastitch

    itsastitch said 8 years ago

    I love the cat barfing rainbows! I wish that were true :-/ And wtg Etsy for making some poop jokes, classy.

  • lialu

    lialu said 8 years ago

    Check out my photographs dealing with the discomforts of body.

  • ovgilliesdesigns

    ovgilliesdesigns said 8 years ago

    LOL! This IS weird! Would make fun present though.... ;D

  • PomLove

    PomLove said 8 years ago

    wow! there are no words for this! well, maybe a few, but probably not suited for a comment thread...:) i think this is awesome, hilarious.....! great job, michelle! oh and i love that toilet shirt! i'm on team toilet!

  • bettyraecase

    bettyraecase said 8 years ago

    I love it! Check out my teddys made of belly button lint, ear wax objects, bird poop pins and magnets, sculptures of HUMAN , and other curious objects t my etsy store!

  • bettyraecase

    bettyraecase said 8 years ago

    Oh yes.... and I even made a dress out of TAMPONS! nearly 400 of them.

  • AnniesWearableArt

    AnniesWearableArt said 8 years ago

    omg...hysterical! another one for the record books!!

  • timesandchimes

    timesandchimes said 8 years ago

    OH my!

  • mtraub

    mtraub said 8 years ago

    bettyraecase — That tampon dress is so chic!

  • bettyraecase

    bettyraecase said 8 years ago

    Thank you :) When I decide to retire it I'm going to go dancing in the rain.


    HAREandDRUM said 8 years ago

    I love Toilet/ Twilight T shirt!

  • 31homeart

    31homeart said 8 years ago

    LOL! Funny :)

  • kmwatkins

    kmwatkins said 8 years ago

    Very gross...Love it!

  • loopyboopy

    loopyboopy said 8 years ago

    You've outweirded yourself dear. please you must excuse me now, I'm feeling a bit whoosey

  • lilworkerb

    lilworkerb said 8 years ago

    Weird is my middle name!

  • odiliafu

    odiliafu said 8 years ago

    Oh, wow.... Very weird! Cool, too!!

  • CavemanPottery

    CavemanPottery said 8 years ago

    Hey, I'm a plumber in my "day job", this is right up my alley! Love it! Caveman Pottery

  • empressjade

    empressjade said 8 years ago

    EWWWWW I wish my barfarama cat chucked up rainbows :)

  • thestapeliacompany

    thestapeliacompany said 8 years ago

    Dear God! Yuck! But I love it... :)

  • hollypaints

    hollypaints said 8 years ago

    Don't forget about urination and farts of fire!

  • OctoberMansion

    OctoberMansion said 8 years ago

    I gotta say, the Overflowing Toilet made me gag. Cool

  • HibouCards

    HibouCards said 8 years ago

    this is indeed getting weirder and weirder... I have to say that with one toddler potty training right now, I have enough ewww and poo in my life :) However some of those picks are really funny and kind of cool in a yucky way! Keep it weird :)

  • LilithEvy

    LilithEvy said 8 years ago

    lol! Pipi Caca!

  • FishboneDeco

    FishboneDeco said 8 years ago

    They are cool and provocative.

  • designlab443

    designlab443 said 8 years ago

    POOP! hee hee hee POOP!

  • curlyfrysc

    curlyfrysc said 8 years ago

    Glad I didn't eat lunch.

  • BlueGremlin

    BlueGremlin said 8 years ago


  • warpedLaurie

    warpedLaurie said 8 years ago

    at least thees poops do not stink,lol

  • batteriesnotincluded

    batteriesnotincluded said 8 years ago

    Lots of nicely crafted poop up there, etsy!

  • pinkytoeclothing

    pinkytoeclothing said 8 years ago

    love the weird!

  • bluecitrusart

    bluecitrusart said 8 years ago

    hahaha, so funny! i love all of these!

  • maxineorange

    maxineorange said 8 years ago

    everybody poops. :]

  • SouthwestFlower

    SouthwestFlower said 8 years ago

    My dog puked on my carpet today and I remembered just how wonderful she is!

  • BlueMoonRose

    BlueMoonRose said 8 years ago

    Did you know that cats like to lick ear wax off your finger? True story...and don't call me weird. hee hee

  • MinceCo

    MinceCo said 8 years ago

    toilet humour ha ha,do we need reminders?

  • stpetediamonds

    stpetediamonds said 8 years ago

    I'm definitely going to need a few of those apology cards.

  • ifanhour

    ifanhour said 8 years ago

    Double eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

  • UglyBaby

    UglyBaby said 8 years ago

    My inappropriate title for a children's book: Nobody Poops. There's Something Wrong With You.

  • BabyEtte

    BabyEtte said 8 years ago

    Great Odin's Beard! I fell off my chair!

  • samcdermott65

    samcdermott65 said 8 years ago

    Like wow... This is some pretty weird excrement. ;-D Definitely funny.

  • bhangtiez

    bhangtiez said 8 years ago

    LUV IT...thanks 4 sharing the joys of our natural world

  • smilingbluedog

    smilingbluedog said 8 years ago

    Where else could you find such a unique collection!? Love it, needed a smile & found it here :) Will be watching for more "Keep it weird"

  • lunitaazul

    lunitaazul said 8 years ago

    At last - Austin people ! City Motto "Keep Austin Weird" is on bumpers all over tha place

  • studiocvh

    studiocvh said 8 years ago

    you can't have weird excretions/secretions without featuring the works of LegendaryTigerHero...

  • colouryourhome

    colouryourhome said 8 years ago

    ughhhh soooo weirdddd

  • sweetsmilesbaby

    sweetsmilesbaby said 8 years ago

    scarred for life...

  • treasuresupplies

    treasuresupplies said 8 years ago

    These picks are definatly in the toilet...the dog poop soap if freaking me out...

  • kukkilintu

    kukkilintu said 8 years ago

    These made me smile, thanks!

  • LavenderField

    LavenderField said 8 years ago


  • whimsicalpokadot

    whimsicalpokadot said 8 years ago

    SUCH FUN !!!

  • BayMoonDesign

    BayMoonDesign said 8 years ago

    Unbelievable funny picks!

  • Lolavintage

    Lolavintage said 8 years ago

    This is hilarious, I love stuff like this. Potty humor always makes me laugh, I feel so immature, but it's still so funny after all these years. LOL.

  • zeropumpkin

    zeropumpkin said 8 years ago

    hehe cute love it!

  • lorilooms

    lorilooms said 8 years ago

    gross! lol

  • ArtDecoDame

    ArtDecoDame said 8 years ago

    Ahahahaha!and also ew

  • girltuesdayjewelry

    girltuesdayjewelry said 8 years ago

    I'm speechless!

  • Iammie

    Iammie said 8 years ago

    Strange but cute!

  • bydesign4u

    bydesign4u said 8 years ago

    oh soooooooooooo wierd..

  • cindylouwho2

    cindylouwho2 said 8 years ago

    Let's see a front page Etsy! :)

  • CherryLaneJane

    CherryLaneJane said 8 years ago

    Yes Everybody Poops ;)~ Thanks for including my bib!

  • katyandsuzys714

    katyandsuzys714 said 8 years ago

    This is good poop!!! The giftshop at the Nashville Zoo sells cards and journals that are made out of elephant dung...i just had to buy one...proceeds from the sales go to protect the elephants from poachers....and it's an environmentally good way to use poop!!!!! (can you image the size?)

  • paramountvintage

    paramountvintage said 8 years ago

    hhhhmmmm. this is very weird etsy. very weird indeed!

  • AndersonCrafts

    AndersonCrafts said 8 years ago


  • jodieflowers

    jodieflowers said 8 years ago

    puuuuuuuuueeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee! I can smell those doody pops from here! LOL!

  • OopisNein

    OopisNein said 8 years ago

    I love the keep it weird series. : D

  • HightowerBotanicals

    HightowerBotanicals said 8 years ago

    Nature at its finest!

  • BlueCanvasDesigns

    BlueCanvasDesigns said 8 years ago

    I don't know if I should puke or laugh.... I love the added booger soap and bag of ear wax... so gross...

  • TheQuietOwl

    TheQuietOwl said 8 years ago

    Weird is wonderful!!!

  • LenkArt

    LenkArt said 8 years ago

    those were really weird, wow Funny

  • polishedtwo

    polishedtwo said 8 years ago

    Gross. But funny.

  • katyandzucchini

    katyandzucchini said 8 years ago

    perfect! love it.

  • mybirch

    mybirch said 8 years ago

    HAHA Love me a good Excretion... I love the knitted dog pooping. He has his game face on!!

  • prairieboutique

    prairieboutique said 8 years ago

    love the toilet tea candle...too funny!

  • AnAngelAtMyTable

    AnAngelAtMyTable said 8 years ago

    I'm speechless! Tee hee

  • slumptown

    slumptown said 8 years ago

    Love it, Great picks.

  • GgaBulShop

    GgaBulShop said 8 years ago

    funny =)

  • 2RavenChicks

    2RavenChicks said 8 years ago

    Ugh - I'm pretty squeamish - I knew I shouldn't have looked. I do have to say, I'm loving the Keep it Weird Etsy series - this one was definitely weird!

  • RikkiB

    RikkiB said 8 years ago

    That's some crazy-ass gear :)

  • isewcute

    isewcute said 8 years ago

    etsy is so fun!

  • BoutiqueHermosa

    BoutiqueHermosa said 8 years ago

    some of these things are cute, the rest are just gross!

  • MetroGypsy

    MetroGypsy said 8 years ago

    Right on! Weird is quite wonderful! Here's to toilets lol!

  • JammyART

    JammyART said 8 years ago

    Ha ha, I love the "I'm a Turd" apology card. Turd is such a funny word anyway, it is a perfect way to make someone lighten up after a disagreement.

  • JacBerKitsch

    JacBerKitsch said 8 years ago

    Thanks for including one of my loo roll dolls, the prettier side of poo :-) imho :-)

  • angeldogdesigns

    angeldogdesigns said 8 years ago

    just when you thought you had seen it all...etsyians are amazing ♥

  • psarokokalo

    psarokokalo said 8 years ago

    hehehe cool staff!

  • poppyfox

    poppyfox said 8 years ago

    Oh my, how did I miss this article!

  • TheThinVeil

    TheThinVeil said 8 years ago

    I'd rather find POOP SOAP in the tub!!!

  • HModine

    HModine said 8 years ago

    HA!! GREAT stuff

  • PixelWildChild

    PixelWildChild said 8 years ago

    So much fun! Ah! Love those!

  • skybirdarts

    skybirdarts said 8 years ago

    An unnanmed and deceased relative of mine worked in a medical lab as a head honcho. Everyone was afraid of him. One day, a lab monkey pooped in his bald head, and he didn't know it was there. Nobody told him all day, because they were all afraid to say anything. How's that for cosmic justice- POOP REVENGE of the LAB MONKEY! Love your post!

  • jamesmartin

    jamesmartin said 8 years ago

    WTF? Who picks this stuff? Is this your Marketing Department's best idea of the day? And is anyone in that group over 12?

  • mathildacraft

    mathildacraft said 8 years ago

    For the little boys and girls who hate to bathe... poop soap. Definently creative there, I admit. The funny thing with the japanese... just add a pair of eyes and a smile and then everything is cute. Including I pee, I poop. Odd, no? 'Course weird could be creepy too... not just gross.

  • 23rdstreetvintage

    23rdstreetvintage said 8 years ago

    you know who loves poop and puke? my 9 year old son he is still laughing. I got some poop soap off etsy last year and left it in the tub and told him to go clean up the cat poop from the tub. he cried and gagged til he figured it out. \love it

  • relicbox

    relicbox said 8 years ago

    There's a niche for everything!

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