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Featured Seller: ruffeoheartslilsnoty

Oct 2, 2006

by ruffeoheartslilsnoty

 

Tell us a bit about yourself (name, location, affiliations, personal stuff).

RUFFEO HEARTS LIL’ SNOTTY, what?! Fancy a fantasy fabricated from a lonely stoney pony rescued from the swamp of sadness like lickety-split, miracle whipp’n maiden, lil’ Genius unit. Not to be confused with the late uni-tard unix complex. Cold honest american contest, we rigged the gig by SPIKING the breakfast snack. Thats rap that, initiates utter UDDER rippling digest. Oh hey, laugh mirthfully as the inner enamel of your stomach flakes away. Sweetly bleeding North West Blood into the gutters of the underground Seattle WA rap-fashion/ ROMANCE fashion movement.

OR:

Nameless enacts puppet prose on electric september night 10:30 pm, 2004 Olympia, WA. Opening up for Sioux City Pete & The Beggars, Nameless delivered a historic performance of **** object theater/ vintage IGNOSTIC speed rap. The saddened pony rapper later discovers/ is discovered by Notorious small Snotty-filled wonder woman Sarah Jones, The American Dream.

ALSO:

CARTAGAIN ART CART Collective, what?! “chuckle, chuckle, chortle” –we are a group of guerrilla art makers, Social Sculptors, seam slayers, silk screeners, EMPIRE EMPIREers, VOODOO GANGSTA s, Mick Larouso, Kool Dad aka Aaron Harris and his incorrigible cat Puff Nutt, Rein: Who recreate shopping carts into modules to topple and paralyze any flavor regime. Coming to a vacant lot near you.

 

What is the first thing you can remember making by hand? How and why did you make it?

Represent with a dent to the hood of an ego plane. Unicorn mane, it is you that I blame. See there came a time when my costume making need was faking creed one lone white stallion bestowed a fantastic glimmering duct tape horn, the horn, the horn. The bleak apathy of disenchantment and disbelief seeks to dismantle my beacon of hope however the unicorn must not die!!!!!!!!!!!! Anon with wonder and much the alchemists glee I fashioned my horn endowed horse man costume from synthetic lambs wool and reinforced pectorals and buttocks I WAS THE U. N. I. C. O. R. N.! The head was grotesquely disproportionate to the body and yet my stark beauty shined through. The occasion as it were was a Dose One and Gel show and I believe I forgot my verses and ended up freestyling the whole thing but Dose liked it because of the prancing and stomping mostly I think.

 

What inspires you? Where do your ideas come from?

GIVE ME SPEACH WHILE I EAT ROCK AND ROLL ICE CREAM. We would rather not sell you something then pretend we prescribe in any way to the ideology of the “fashion industry” From the advertising down to the dehumanizing work conditions of the USA imposed slave industry that has always perpetuated American consumption, we say die you sick freak. Thats our motto, “not made by slaves.” If you find yourself rationalizing the 1 or 2 dollars a day a lot of seamstresses in china are being paid as a “job opportunity they wouldn’t have othewise have” you’re romanticizing a master/slave complex.

 

What are your favorite materials?

Oh hell no, VELCRO. We dont stop skirting and scurrying landfill hills-o-fabric. Spilt catsup on your slacks? gimme that shit – now they’re knickerbockers. Slickly we switch seams and alter- alter ego torpedo aimed at your style hole. GrandmA Chic we made that outta kitten sweaters and plastic flowers biach, Cult Leader Chic, we made that out of time-illusive, cocaine infused orange polyester and friendly faded piping sucker.

 

Any tips on selling handmade stuff?

Network, network network. By the way we’re heading to LA for Thanksgiving, does anyone know any boutiques or hand-made designer carriers in the area? holler ruffeoheartslilsnotty@gmail.com.

 

Apart from creating things, what do you do?

Lil’ Snotty cares for the integrity of public health, and urban planning. She is logical and nice. Ruffeo is a twisted belligerent kombucha monger, lover of rapping. He is a proud mc from the Ignostic Rap Conundrum Collective. Introducing An American Breakfast Snack, LP now available in our etsy store

 

How can Etsy be improved? Any feature requests?

RUFFEO HEARTS LIL SNOTTY HEARTS ETSY. thanks for letting me be free, thanks for letting me be me.

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