It’s one of those days where you just feel so swollen, bloated, bulgy, distended, distent, inflamed, inflated, puffed, puffy, tumescent, tumid not to mention annoyed, asleep, beat, beat up, bored, broken-down, burned out, collapsing, consumed, distressed, dog-tired, done for, done in, drained, drooping, droopy, drowsy, empty, enervated, exasperated, fagged, faint, fatigued, fed up, finished, flagging, haggard, irked, irritated, jaded, narcoleptic, overtaxed, overworked, petered out, played out, pooped, prostrated, run-down, sleepy, spent, stale, tuckered out, wasted, weary, whacked, worn, worn out and its all because yer abundant, anticipating, big, bumped, childing, enceinte, expectant, fecund, fertile, fragrant, fraught, fruitful, full, gestating, gone, gravid, heavy, hopeful, knocked up, parous, parturient, preggers, productive, prolific, replete, rich, teeming, with child, and totally pregnant.
Dear unpregnant world,
Make your knocked-up friend happy today — get out of her hair. But if you can’t do that, one of these gifts might raise her spirits.
See Anda’s temporary Treasury List here!